BITCH TITS

dietcrackcocaine:

me: where’s the toilet?

New Yorker: take a left up over at 6th and catch the bus between 12th and 32nd. there you’ll see a hotdog cart at the corner of 53rd…you gotta go on straight past to 47th. between 8th and 34th there’s a little place, ask for Mikey, tell him I sent you an he’ll let you in aight

me: thanks. I’ll just piss in the street

(via guy)

glowpathy:

no offense but why can’t more people be gentle to one another

(via cuntinued)

yanelknows:

I love blowing things out of proportion and pretending I didn’t lol

(via dulect)

blackademics:

Me @ myself: I don’t care if you think nobody love you nigga I love you.

(via urgentconfusion)

an-infp-journal:

The Theory of Everything (2014)

paganinpurple:

I nearly scrolled past, but I got nervous

(Source: markparham, via sailorcrystalgemplaneteer)

beaky-peartree:

remember when lol meant “laughing out loud” instead of “this is to indicate that this brief text isn’t hostile”

(via urgentconfusion)

feminismfuckyeah:

this will always be relevant

(via beyoncescock)

jawshington:

when your mental illness starts acting up again

(via urgentconfusion)

dogs99999:

I literally love being at home! In my own space! Comfortable! Not surrounded by people!

(via urgentconfusion)